Mommy and Daddy have finally left the light-box on...now's my chance. Hopefully, my words reach you, my brothers and sisters.
Let me start by barking, " I am outraged!"
My week started by mommy and daddy bringing in an interloper into my space. Not once did they consult me on this. Again... I am outraged! Mommy tells me that "Maddie" was asked to stay here by the people who liked to be called "Gina". I don't have any problem with having visitors or even play-dates, but this kid comes in and thinks he can suddenly steal MY hearts and photo ops at every opportunity. He's even trying to compete for my title of "Sir Licks-a-lot" and "Mr. Sucky-poopy". What nerve!
When he got here, the new kid was gangly and graceless. I had to give him a couple of pointers so that he he'd know what was what. Poor kid needs more work. He gulps down his food like it's going out of style....,"Whoa! Slow down! You gotta milk them. If you eat everything, they aren't gonna add different foods to your bowl in order to get you to finish your dinner." Poor kid doesn't get it.
He's a pretty good kid. Low key. He'll need more work if he wants to shine in the spotlight like I do. I do have to say...I've been the best big brother to him, since he's been here. I let him sleep on my living room bed while I allow myself to suffer on the couch with only one blanket. He can play with any of my toys as long as they're not the ones that squeak. He did try to sneak into my snugly bed once but I set him right on that. Good grief, he's taken everything else....what more does he want? Oh, the Hound-manity!I'm sure he'll make his forever family very happy but 'til then ...this is my forever family and if he 's thinking of sticking around he better get on board and get in line..............behind me!
Thank you Ladies and Tramps for listening to my roo,
~Grant of Texas
